#Queue queue cachoo
I can think of nothing less comfortable or live-your-life-friendly than having a swath of hot denim crammed up into your sweaty festival crotch while a tight, high-waisted metallic button rests on your abs, so my prayers go out to the women and girls who try to recreate this Beyonce moment in their own lives/grams this summer. May you only stand while you wear them, and may you find ventilation in this life or the next.
(Source: beyonce, via yougotstogo)
I was scrolling through my safety deposit box and it turns out I have HELLA NEGGS so I put them in my shop at reasonable prices, according to the shop wizard, and in five minutes I’ve sold two and made 40,000 np. THIS IS HOW I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING THINGS.
"When the boy with the blue mohawk swallows your heart and opens his
hide the knives,
bleach the bathtub,
pour out the vodka.
Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D